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Phone of the FUTUUUURRREEE!

Phone of the FUTUUUURRREEE!

Constantly breaking or misplacing your cell phone? Try the "Interna-Phone": the next step in privacy-instruding technical devices marketed to make your life more "convenient" so you can take the time to enjoy the "little things"!

Disclaimer: Use of this extremely convenient device may likely cause spontaneous human combustion, severe gas, internal bleeding, sterilization, fetal injury, elephantitis, leprosy, dizziness and drowsiness. Persons who perform hazardous tasks requiring mental alertness or physical coordination should be cautioned accordingly. Concomitant use of the Interna-Phone with tranquilizers, alcohol or other depressants may produce additive depressant effects. Do not drink any liquids with this product. Do not submerge self in water. Risk of electric shock.

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